Tripp and Bryn's Apartment

Date: 2009/1/8
Place: Tripp & Bryn's Apartment; Durham, N.C.
Reason: [Guest Appearance] Upon receiving a phone call from her twin sister informing her that 30 minutes is two times her original 15 minute arrival time estimate, a livid Kelly Salter arrives at said twin sister's apartment only to leave a trail of destruction in her wake.

Salter/Mostertz Wedding Rehearsal Dinner

Date: 2008/12/30
Place: Rockhoppers Bar & Grill; Clemson, S.C.
Reason: Ashley Rube rudely insisted that my advice regarding her future employment as a waitress, 60's-era air hostess, and/or part-time model was unappreciated and sexist in nature.